What! I don’t know what you’re talking about. I never do anything embarrassing.
Probably was the one wreck I’ve ever had. I was driving under an overpass, saw a green light and assumed there was an arrow. There wasn’t. I hit a guy (who turned out to be a paramedic) who had just picked up his two little girls from daycare. It could have been bad, but it wasn’t, thankfully. He yelled at me some, but realized quickly that I wasn’t just being a jerk, I had made a mistake. It was still horribly embarrassing.
That or the time I stepped on a blueberry at Walmart and fell. That was horrible. Fortunately some lady stopped to help my pregnant booty up. She tried to get me to sue Walmart though. I didn’t. It wasn’t their fault I was clumsy.